And from the Christmas Crackers ...
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?